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What's up? I'm Zeus and this is my web page. Here's a quick preview of what you can find here. Words of Wisdom is just a few quotes that I've picked up over the years. Lyrics is exactly what it says. Lyrics to songs. Don't ask why it's split up into 2 different pages. It's a long story and that was the only way I could fix my problem. Blonde jokes should be pretty obvious. Please understand that they are not how I feel, just something to laugh at. Dope links are some great webpages that I've found while exploring the web. All of the scrolling quotes at the bottom of the page are from a comic book titled Groo. Buy it whenever you see it, because it is one of the funniest things ever made. I seriously hope that you're not using netscape, because those quotes won't be scrolling and probably looks real dumb. Look people, the guestbook isn't here for decoration so sign it and tell me what you think of my page, ok? Come by often and tell your friends.



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The friends we make and the friends we lose are all better than the friends who want to make us lose. A man never knows how many friends he has until they all decide to do him in at once. All of life is a series of trades. And the more you exchange, the less you have to show for it. Few things in life are so dependable as the incompetence of those who know precisely what they are doing. The worst curses in the world are boils, pestilence and having partners. (Not necessarily in that order). No matter who you may be, there is always someone who is a little worse because he thinks he is a little better. Freedom is not and individual effort. Yours comes only when you grant others theirs. When you double-cross a friend, you triple-cross yourself. History is made by winners... and written by those with the loudest voices... Beauty may be a curse... but not as great a curse as stupidity. The man who most obeys the King is the man who gets crowned. When you run from you problem, you make it that much harder for good fortune to catch you, as well. Trust only in incompetence. You will never be disappointed. Blood is thicker than water... so beware of thick relatives. It matters not how grand your plans when they are built on a faulty foundation. The world is a gamble and the only "sure thing" is that cheaters eventually lose. Putting beauty before brains is the surest way to wind up with neither. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach-- a route which takes you nowhere near his brain. Even the most powerful being is at the mercy of the weakest. Small disasters cause panic. Panic causes large disasters.

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